- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Jews for Jesus

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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