Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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hi im paul!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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no

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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