Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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hi im paul!

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Scott

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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