Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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people magazine

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Anti Joke

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