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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.