A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Anti Joke

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