A pope meets another one

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

an emo girl walked into a white room

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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