hi jonny

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What is cowboy say

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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