- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

123 f*ck off

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

The Morman Religion.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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