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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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