- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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