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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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