- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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