Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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