- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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