The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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