What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Women's rights

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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