Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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FUCK YOU

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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