- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Women's rights.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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