- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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