- Anti Joke

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Fat? Jesse Z

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.