- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A paralysed man falls over.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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