do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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good looking women

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Women's rights

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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