Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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