- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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