- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

whats brown and sticky a stick

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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