It was a beautiful day. Face.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Jebron Lames.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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