There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Wright flyer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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