jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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