- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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