why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

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