- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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