Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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