i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Women's rights.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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