What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Homo say what?

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Atheism

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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