- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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