a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

an ethopian thanksgiving

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Communism hehe xd

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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