thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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your face

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Anti Joke

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