Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Women's rights

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

That is so fetch

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what to call someone thats gay zak

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Your mother is so fat.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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