- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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