- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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