- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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