what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why are white people white? I don't know

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Anti Jokes = Drained

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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