- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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