- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

identical jokes get different votes.

Pull my finger ouch..

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

i had sex.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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