i killed my family

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

I was once a hamster.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Anti Joke

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