I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Male leadership.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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