A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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lets bomb africa

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Anti Joke

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