- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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