- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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