- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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