- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

I went to work today....

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A man died.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Nobody cares maddie!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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