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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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