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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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