- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to work today....

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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