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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What is white and black and red all over.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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