- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Immigration Laws

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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