- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Gretta has five legs? -no

quantum physics?

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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