- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

V I T A M I N C !

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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