- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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