Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Homonyms should be band.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

I'm homeless.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

i killed my family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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