Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

how much fish could a chicken

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Adam Chebali is awesome

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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