whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

James Patrick Campbell

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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