Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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