- Anti Joke

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Justin Bieber

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead