- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Where's my tractor?

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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