- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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