Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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