- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

whats black white and red all over an abused child

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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