Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Me

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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