- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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