- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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